You follow Amy, 90s badass goth who fixes computers on the night shift - serve clients with a smirk, mock dweebs on the conspiracy forum, and uncover a serial killer? All in a day's work.

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You're a cat that serves baked good - catameringue
Look through peoples shit in dumpsters
Tattoo yakuza
An olive is stuck in the garbage disposal
You're haunted by the ghost of a banshee
Kidnapped by fairies who torture you forever

I'm so fucking siiiiiccck of this shittttt sdkfjhsakdjfhsk.!!!! I'm in my TWNETYSSSS, and mom is still up my ass 24/7. i DONT CARE ABOUT god! modesty! ill be a slut if i fukin WANT! I'm an adult!!! her and shitzer are torturing me. once I get my degree I'm outta this hell hole.

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hey Jen, it's Jelly! As I mentioned here's the list of stuff I have

This document is a file of all recent murders/disappearances in the local area in the last few months. I started tracking after noticing an upward trend to see if there is a common thread between them all. I think I'm almost at the point that I can take it to the urban legends forum to get the other leg-heads thoughts.

Disappearence 1 - 28 year old woman Fatima Habib - Office worker - went missing 2 months ago, police tried to cover it but I'm pretty sure she was murdered. I poked aorund her office space and people said a strange man had been handing around just before, and equipment was missing - mice and keyboards. I think these could have been used to bind and gag her.

Disappearence 2 - 22 year old Orin Schwartz - construction worker - found dead on the lot buried under rubble about 1.5 months ago, looks like could have died of impact. They're saying it was an accident, but on reviewing the photos, it looks suspiciously like it was MADE to look like an accident.

Disappearence 3 - 20 year old Mari Kita, vet assistant at the local vet hospital - also went missing about 1 month ago - another police cover up. I poked around and the other assistants had a similar story of a strange man hanging around beforehand, and and a bunch of their sharp vet tools had gone missing. - UPDATE the tools were found covered in dirt in the outskirts of the town forest, I think this confirms that Mari was actually murdered.

Disappearence 4 - 25 year old Kevin Jackman, a life guard at the local pool, went missing about 3 weeks ago. A week later was found floating dead in a river in the forest. Police are saying he drowned by accident, but I find it highly suspicious that a LIFE GUARD died DROWNING. There was also large mens foot prints on the scene that didn't match Kevins.

Disappearence 5 - 26-year-old Samantha Chambers, a local nurse who's been missing for three days - there really isn't anything to go by here, but I'm very certain that she's been murdered. I went to the local hospital and got ANOTHER testimony about a strange man lurking a few days beforehand. Medical supplies are missing.

I think there's at least 2 distinct killers here. Killer 1 is likely a man, probably quite young and built, and sloppy enough that I think they'll catch him eventually. But the 2nd killer, that guy I think is way smarter. His murders nearly ALWAYS look like an accident, so in general he seems better at covering his tracks. Both are ruthless.

J3n4M3n: Girl
J3n4M3n: GIRRL
J3n4M3n: GRIIILRGRIIRIRIL
J3n4M3n: COMEONNN AMY
J3n4M3n: I KNOW YOU AWAKE
ChronicallyHeartless: SUUP GIRL
J3n4M3n: MY GIRL AMY
J3n4M3n: you just waking up?
ChronicallyHeartless: You know I work nights!
J3n4M3n: Cant believe you still have that work its a shit job Amy
J3n4M3n: your a literal genius and you waste your time fixing computers in some dark office when you should be in College
J3n4M3n: being the cool goth nerd genius or something
ChronicallyHeartless: Girrrrrl, fuck off, you know I need the money
ChronicallyHeartless: I like it! Plus I get to snoop on people's machine
J3n4M3n: I forgot your weird hobby lmao,
J3n4M3n: send me your latest funnies!!!
J3n4M3n: you must meet so many weirdos...
J3n4M3n: but sure it's your life girl
J3n4M3n: anyways I GOT SOME HOT NEWS
ChronicallyHeartless: TELL ME
J3n4M3n: think I found something more about a urbleg post
ChronicallyHeartless: lmao is your furby is acting up again?
J3n4M3n: THAT THING IS NOT A JOKE AMY
J3n4M3n: IT IS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING CREATURE THAT EVER RULED THIS EARTH
J3n4M3n: but no!
J3n4M3n: the local murders!!
ChronicallyHeartless: Oh yeah the people abducted by aliens? LMAO
J3n4M3n: no, no aliens girl, plain MURDERS
J3n4M3n: I'm pretty sure I found something! hear me out
J3n4M3n: there's this guy
ChronicallyHeartless: You always say that lol
J3n4M3n: no but for real though
J3n4M3n: its a friend said he found a weird ass tape that explains everything, I'm gonna check it out later
ChronicallyHeartless: Watch your ass doesn't get probed!
J3n4M3n: LMAO smartass
J3n4M3n: I'll let you know when I check it out!
J3n4M3n: I'll hit the forum too
J3n4M3n: I'm late for work, laterrrz girl
ChronicallyHeartless: PEACE

XxxJellyBellyxxX: hey Jen wazzap
J3n4M3n: hi Jel, how are you
XxxJellyBellyxxX: good you? how come your up so late
J3n4M3n: finishing up a project, im good too
XxxJellyBellyxxX: cool cool
XxxJellyBellyxxX: what kind of project?
J3n4M3n: not sure I want to share until it's ready :)
XxxJellyBellyxxX: I understand. I also have a project, and when I have enough evidence it will be revealed
J3n4M3n: It's about the murders isn't it
XxxJellyBellyxxX: No
J3n4M3n: It is#
XxxJellyBellyxxX: I really can't say
J3n4M3n: ok
XxxJellyBellyxxX: ok
XxxJellyBellyxxX: ok it's about the murders
XxxJellyBellyxxX: I'm starting to tie them all together and I think I'm onto something.
XxxJellyBellyxxX: they are definitely related
J3n4M3n: k
XxxJellyBellyxxX: seriouusly if you saw what I have in real life you'd believe me
J3n4M3n: maybe
XxxJellyBellyxxX: wanna put it to the test? send me your info and ill send you mine: xxxjellybellyxxx@freedom.net
J3n4M3n: maybe
XxxJellyBellyxxX: also im having a party next week, you should come. I can show you the evidence in person, and then you can stick around for the party
J3n4M3n: i don't think so, im busy next week. but thanks though, i appreciate the invite.
XxxJellyBellyxxX: oh cool, yea anytime. Maybe we can hang out another time then

J3n4M3n: cam you there? did you have the date of the lecture dr dickface is putting on next week?
Camar0ni!: yea 2 sec
Camar0ni!: it's friday next week
J3n4M3n: cool thx
J3n4M3n: how you doing anyways?
Camar0ni!: eh getting by
Camar0ni!: did u hear about the stalker onn campus thou
J3n4M3n: stalker?
Camar0ni!: yea theres a rumor going around that some dude is stalkin girls on compus and theyr going missing
J3n4M3n: scary!!
Camar0ni!: yeah i heard that jessica has ogne missing
J3n4M3n: is she not just at her parents? i think shes fine
Camar0ni!: no im pretty sure shes missing
J3n4M3n: 2 secs
J3n4M3n: oh shit she is
Camar0ni!: its creepy dude
Camar0ni!: i think i need to stop reading up about it its freaking me out lol
Camar0ni!: i keep feeling like someones following me
Camar0ni!: u still there?
J3n4M3n: yea sorry just working on the thesis
J3n4M3n: that sounds really scary, pls be safe
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Camar0ni!: hey jen u there?
J3n4M3n: yeah whats up
Camar0ni!: remember when i said i was being paranoid and i thought someone was followingme?
Camar0ni!: well now im convinced n im freaking out
J3n4M3n: why whats happening>
Camar0ni!: ive seen this guy a lot today, its always the same guy, im convince hes there
Camar0ni!: im pretty sure hes outside my hours right now, wait
Camar0ni! sent an image.
Camar0ni!: hes outside the house!!!
J3n4M3n: this is so weird its not letting me open it
J3n4M3n: are you ok???
Camar0ni!: i should be, im inside, but maybe ill call the police
Camar0ni!: lemme just
J3n4M3n: ??
J3n4M3n: u there?
Camar0ni!: Don't worry about me Jen, it was a false alarm.
Camar0ni!: I have to go now, but there's nothing to worry about, goodbye.

jason: Hey, is this Jen?
J3n4M3n: ooo hey, yeah this is she, whos this?
jason: Oh, lets just say I'm a secret admirer ;)
J3n4M3n: ohh haha that's scaryyyy
jason: Oh not scary haha, it's Jason who was in the other day
J3n4M3n: OOOOO hey jason haha, whats up
jason: Ah just found the tape I told you about and thought you might wanna see it
J3n4M3n: Oh YES I REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT!!! how soon can we meet ???
jason: I'm free friday night?
J3n4M3n: YES PLEASE!!!
jason: I'll come to the video store near the end of your shift then
J3n4M3n: COOL OK SEE YOU THEN CANT WAIT!!!
jason: ;)

N@te: hey, dad was asking if you wanted him to bring you anything back from florida next week
J3n4M3n: nah that's fine, I'm all stocked up on goods right now
N@te: ok cool also moms spinning out about you being out late again
J3n4M3n: im fukin 22 years old when is she ever going to get off my back
N@te: never? when u die
N@te: she just worries about you
J3n4M3n: worries bout losing her control sure
J3n4M3n: ill be home soon
N@te: k
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N@te: jen?
N@te: were are u??

From: LizardWatch Weekly Digest
Subject: URGENT INTEL: Area 51 Movements, Majestic 12 Leak, HAARP Activity Spikes

Fellow Truth Seekers,
Strap in. This week’s intel is a doozy

AREA 51 – Midnight Convoy Alert
Multiple eyewitnesses near Groom Lake reported four unmarked trucks escorted by black helicopters entering the base at 02:14 AM Tuesday. One source claims to have seen what appeared to be a biological containment unit being offloaded.

Insider quote:
"I've seen supplies come through before, but never with armed escort drones. Something’s changed."

Satellite scans also suggest a new hangar structure is being built—far larger than anything previously documented. Could this be the rumored S4 deep-burial site?

MAJESTIC 12 – Document Leak or Disinfo?
A new memo attributed to MJ-12 surfaced in a Usenet group (alt.conspiracy.ufo). It details “Project CEDAR” — an alleged protocol for civilian psychological manipulation in the event of extraterrestrial disclosure.

But beware: linguistic analysis shows some phrases inconsistent with 1950s military syntax. Is this a real leak, or planted by disinfo agents to discredit the real documents?

HAARP – Atmospheric Disturbances in the Pacific
The HAARP array in Gakona, Alaska fired a full-power sequence last Wednesday. That same night, sailors in the North Pacific reported unnatural cloud formations and radio blackouts.

Coincidence? We think not. Several amateur radio operators detected ELF wave anomalies matching known HAARP patterns.
And here’s the kicker: NOAA reported minor seismic tremors in the same region—zero tectonic justification.

Could HAARP be pivoting from ionospheric research to geophysical manipulation?

ACTION ITEMS:
Avoid travel near known deep-state facilities this week

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Sender: Herman Spitzer
Subject: Weekly duties

Dear Jen,

As discussed on Sunday, this week is your turn on the supervision rota at Sunday School. It will be your job to do the following:
- Set up the classroom ahead of school starting.
- Supervise alongside Mrs. Thompson to ensure that all children play nicely together.
- Clean up all chairs, books, and supplies at the end of school.

You will be on this rotation for the coming month. If you have any questions, please direct them to Mrs.Thompson.

Please note we will not accept any tardiness, and if you derlict your duties in the same manner as last month, we will have to explore displinary action with you and your mother.

Sender: Amy Bailey
Subject: Fwd:STOP GIVING MY NUMBER TO CUSTOMERS

haaaaaaa, get fuucckkeed
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Sender: Marcus Thompson

Amy what have I said about giving my number out to customers? And of all people the wife of that conservative fuck?? You know I hate that shit, I don't care how angry they are. Also, stop riling them up. You do a good job, but I've a reputation here. You're a good kid, but knock it off or we'll need words.